Mom: What d hell...he's God-damn Studying!
Papa:Point is..its all the same when u utter it with a deep sigh in between!
Phew!! Hell yeah I almost died dis End-sem, dying fr the 7th tym.They say d cat has nine lives..I say 2 Them "Abe oyee engineer ke bhi utne hi hein".. surviving 8 deaths isn't easy :| I must admit (for M.Tech guys??Lemme say all r Rajnikant's progenies..n u know Rajni has even created 4 xtra lives fr them in a bargain with God!)
But this tym..d death was 'DIFFERENT' coz of a different killer! ne guesses?? SHEILAAAAAA! (ya..she is RED hot)
Forget about Telivision!!In articles..Internet..even in Facebook posts,SHEILA is rampant.
By the way..if nebody wud hav cared 2 read my previous post on my TATA STEEL internship..shud know that,got placed in there!So the recent news about my in-laws in the "taped n trapped" controversy deserves sum sorta reaction frm me!Isn't it? :)
So here is my tribute to both SHEILA and NIIRA...My way!!
NIIRA RADIA(to the media reg. the Tapes):
I know u want it,but u neva gonna get it..tere haath kabhi na aani!!
Maane na maane ye media yeh saari,mere tapes hi hai deewaani.
(repeats)
BARKHA DUTT:
Ab dil karta hai haule haule se iska mein gala dabauun,
Kisi aur ki mujhko zaroorat kya,mein toh khud hi waar karwauun,
A.RAJA:
Wats her name?..wats her name?..wats her name?
NIIRA RADIA:
My name is NIIRAAAAAAAAAA....NIIRA ki badnaami,
I'm so filthy for u,koi mere paas na aani :( !!
No no no no no.. NIIRAAAAAAAAAA....NIIRA ki badnaami,
I'm so filthy for u,koi mere paas na aani :( !!
RATAN TATA:
Silly Silly Silly girl.. Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh,
Mujhe "Hello,hello" karti hai.... Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh,
Jab yuun phone pick up karun,
Haule haule taane deti hai,
Hai magar......be-asar.....mujhpe har paintra(reg. filing the recent petition..lol :))
A.RAJA(busy in 'Quawaali' after resigning):
Hai re hai paisa maare humko ho gaye sau arsee re,
Sookhe dil pe meghaa ban ke....Media ki krupa toh barse re!!!
NIIRA RADIA(aftr release of new tapes):
I know u've got it,but u neva gonna use it..tere haath kabhi na aani!!
Maane na maane..yeh sale media wale hi...pila chuke hai mujhko paani!!
(repeats)
CHORUS(Rajdeep Sardesai,Vir Sanghvi n Co.)
Ain't nobody has a rhapsody like NIIRAAAAA..
Ain't nobody has a threnody like NIIRAAAAA..
Everybody wants to have a bite at NIIRAAAAA..
Ain't nobody has a tragedy like NIIRAAAAA..
-Anurag Mishra
7th Semester Survivor!
