n they said...CAT is the toughest!!!

"chii..chiiiiiiiiii..chhhkkk..chkk"  sounds familiar???

Andheri raaton mein,

Sunsaan gharoon par,

Jab eeeek "chuuuha" nikalta hai...

Use log "tu chale jah" kehte hein.

here's the line up...(not as long as d 15-member Indian cricket squad.. but Trust me!! dey r equally challengable.)

Naam - Chotta Chhhatri...also known as "cc"(due 2 striking resemblance between its initials n its rediculously miniature size)

Baap ka naam - Kanyoom Khatriii...such a sneaky son of a bitch one cud hav ever imagined..boy!

Maa ka naam - Yedi Mausi!

Day-1,8:30 am:

Mummy n papa conversing...

Mom-we hav 2 do sumthin abt it..its gettin 2 mischievous...startin 4m bananas,vegetabls..to the couch covers in the closet..its invasion has been alarmingly increasing over the days..

Me,pretending 2 b unconscious(wich I actually am during sleep) was eavesdropping...n suddenly burst in2 laughter 2 add to the irritation of my mom..n latched a sarcastic 1-liner "aree ganeshji swayam padhaare hein humare dwar..aur aap hein ki tuuch vastu ko leke pareshaan hein...hehehe".

Mom - haan haan uda mazakk...

That nite..deviating 4m my actual nocturnal self..I slept at about 11:30..unknown of the fact dat next day I was goin 2 receive a big Jhatka!!

Day-2,7:15 am:

Mom-Babu..dekh apna yeh tuuch vastu..Jai ho shree Ganesh ki..

Even in my half-closed eyes..I cud recognize.. that was my Fastrack Wrist watch(n yes..Limited Collection).But it seemed a bit different..a bit..OMG!!!its band was corroded like...like a RAT had..Wat d F**k!!!then I had realized that so called "cc" had ruined my invaluable watch n my mom had taken revenge of my sarcasm.

Mom-Too bad..so saaad!!!

Me(infuriated):Maa...we hav 2 do sumthin abt this "mirchi bomb"..its getting 2 mischievous(notice d xact words as my mom d last day..its funny how 1's reaction changes depending upon "waqt n halaat").

Widout wastin much tym,I did 2 things..Got my watch done..n more importantly RAT Poison.. "hihahahaha!! 'cc' aaj toh tu gaya..." I thought.

Day-3,7:30 am:

Mom-Babu c who's ther...its ur "Mirchi bomb"..but wid no 'spice' ne more ...

It was the best alarm I had evr heard...went 2 c that ugly asshole n waaah!wat a sight!!Silence prevailed.Mom asked me dispose that thing..I took it..threw in the dustbin...showed it my middle finger...n said "Dont Rest In Peace".

Just wen I thought life had become better,I heard Mom saying sumthing 2 papa..wich sounded like "..haan..that small one is gone.. but the big one is still alive n kicking!!".

Me-Oh,no...not any more,plz Ganesh ji..I want ur blessings not ur "Chelas".That nite,I kept my watch(not in d usual condition..but still Limited Collection :))above the Fridge rather than the shelf n also planted the poison..in order 2 verify..they r dead..they r AAALLLL dead!!

Day-4,8:45 am:

That morning,Mom's call neither sounded sarcastic nor joyous,rather it sounded sorry...sorry 4 me.I thought the protagonist was dead,but I was wrong..so terribly wrong!After 'cc',it was 'kk' who exhibited the tag "Revenge of the fallen" !!Aur saalon ko meri ghadi hi mili thi..it was back 2 d condition in wich it was xactly 24 hrs b4,rotten!!One cant believe how 'kk' got 2 my watch..that nite..it got thru the backward circuitry of the fridge n luckily(n unluckily 4 me) d fridge was switched off. This tym even the watch shopkeeper laughed at my Tragic saga..2 wich I responded spontaneously "chal chal..apna kam kar".I had decided that no more poison..coz mom said this "kk"(Kutta Kamina) knew from the smell of the poison.. wat it actually was.So I decided 2 end this once 4 all wid a Mouse Trap!

In d nite tym, I planted kk's favourite material(no!! not my watch but a shinning slice of tomato(minus poison obv.))inside the trap n everything was set up nicely 4 the Villainous 'kk'.

Day-5,6:30 am:

"Dhip Dhip.....Ddhipppp".

"It's in"...Mom shouted wid joy.I jumped off my bed 2 hav that view..n seeing it inside I cudn't control sayin,

"Ram Naam satya hai..yeh nazaara mast hai!".It was quite an achievement,I tell u. Phew!!!!

That nite,ther was no sound of utensils,nothing was damaged,my watch was alright, n no more RAT in d TRAP nxt morning.So I concluded dat " Yedi mausi is not dat yedi 2 stay in our house n get killed by me." n 4m then on we r living happily widout d "RAT" factor.