U n me..me n U ,aur beech mein kuch frustoo!

 me:-

इस ब्लॉग के कोई भी घटनाएँ और पात्र काल्पनिक नहीं है और इनका बहुत से "item" लोगों से अटूट सम्बन्ध है. यदि इन घटनाओं के लिए किसीका कोई संदर्भ (means reference.. i had 2 search the hindi counterpart for it.. c how much hardwork is put in2 dis.)है तोह वोह सच है .  बहुत सारे  भयंकर नर और मादा के विभिन प्रजातियाँ हमारे यहाँ  पाए जाते हैं.आईये आपका इस NIT नामक फक्किंग(no astericks reqd..yippi) चिडियाघर में स्वागत है.  

u:-

हाँ हाँ.. हो गया..हो गया(में समझ गया  की साला तू  हिंदी विंदी लिख के impress करना चाहता है )...आज के लिए इतना हिंदी काफी है..चल अभी line पे आजा.

me:-

okay boss..aa gaya line mein(the emotion is in hindi..but the language is English..hope its enou)Throwin sum more light on the disclaimr..this post is abt our insti's so called TEACHERS..or comical CREATURES(obv. not all..kya pata koi teachr hi padha raha ho toh.. let me play safe). So widout ne futhr delay,lets roll...

u:-

haan saale..play safe..dravid ka bhatija..

me:-

Subject -1: Subbu...Our HOD(Hero of the Dept)He makes u feel like ikiis saal ka boodha..n he himself pachas saal ka jawaan..looks r aristocratic..but 1ce he opens his mouth....Yeshh...Yeshh( pronounces "s" as "shhh")..dignity terminates,comedy emanates.Durin Suhaag raat,he might hav said..let hav sum shheks...(dekh daant mat dikha). Lost in self importance,unsure wen asked doubts..blah blah..inspite of these facts I dont hav much 2 say against him coz he doesnt disturb us in our back bench talks..So i m like "Cool" with him..& my conclusion 4 him is  a "HERO HEERA LAL".

u:- hihihi..shheks..shhhhahi..oops, i mean sahi :)

me:-

Subject 2:- 

 Jacko..the pyscho.Sumtyms I ask God,y this person researched for awful 30 yrs in our field of study...the answer I get.."Baccha.. he did so only 2 f**k u tym n tym again.".Yes God u r true, I say.Evry tym u face him,u realize that u kno nothing...n trust me..u learn it d HARD WAY...Conceptually he's brilliant(aftr all 30 yrs :-) )..but nature wise..hyperdominant. And ther is further news that he'z appointed the new VC of the BPUT university..its bad..soooo sad :-)[dat was fr BPUT students] .Sabhi sabutaun ko madde nazar rakhte hue adalat yeh faisla sunati hai ki..he is a "MEGALOMANIAC".

u:- God bhi aaj kal non-veg kehna start kar diye.. gud god!

me:- 

Subject 3:-

Bahar se Danger Sahoo(BD Sahoo)..of the CS dept. I facd him wen i had some uploading of website job for the insti. But he, boy! lemme put the xact interaction..

myself :- Sir, actually I request u to grant permision 4 the webspace of our club....plz if u cud ask the server room officials 2 forward  the process.

BDS :- Haan,kyun nahi. Kal koi "playboy" ka bhi site bana lena ,aur mera permission zaroorat pade toh le jana.You all r suffering 4m inferiority complex, n want 2 xhibit urselves in frnt of others by these websites n all. Go...

myself(stunned..where 4m this "playboy" thing came 4m ..zaroor yeh khud hi dekhta hoga ):- Sir , but Dir sir has asked u 2 do this..plz if u cud co-operate..we wll b thankful..

BDS:- Director..wo toh baccha hai..usko kuch nahi maloom..mera exp. usse kaafi zyada hai.. blah blah.

I cudn't take it any more..n went in a point-blank manner widout caring wat he thought abt dat .Next day I went 2 him with a written directive 4m the Dir..n he like a good boy gave his permission without any further glitches.."FATTU" kahin ka. Bahar se Danger,saddha hua andar :)

Yeh toh bas trailer tha..poori picture toh jhel hi nahi paooge mere dost...

u:- chalo bhaiii..isko kuch comment de dete hein !!  :-)