Tuesday, December 14, 2010

SE7EN

Papa:see see..how our Stud is dying!!
Mom: What d hell...he's God-damn Studying!
Papa:Point is..its all the same when u utter it with a deep sigh in between!

Phew!! Hell yeah I almost died dis End-sem, dying fr the 7th tym.They say d cat has nine lives..I say 2 Them "Abe oyee engineer ke bhi utne hi hein".. surviving 8 deaths isn't easy :| I must admit (for M.Tech guys??Lemme say all r Rajnikant's progenies..n u know Rajni has even created 4 xtra lives fr them in a bargain with God!)

But this tym..d death was 'DIFFERENT' coz of a different killer! ne guesses?? SHEILAAAAAA! (ya..she is RED hot)
Forget about Telivision!!In articles..Internet..even in Facebook posts,SHEILA is rampant.
By the way..if nebody wud hav cared 2 read my previous post on my TATA STEEL internship..shud know that,got placed in there!So the recent news about my in-laws in the "taped n trapped" controversy deserves sum sorta reaction frm me!Isn't it? :)

So here is my tribute to both SHEILA and NIIRA...My way!!

NIIRA RADIA(to the media reg. the Tapes):
I know u want it,but u neva gonna get it..tere haath kabhi na aani!!
Maane na maane ye media yeh saari,mere tapes hi hai deewaani.
(repeats)
BARKHA DUTT:
Ab dil karta hai haule haule se iska mein gala dabauun,
Kisi aur ki mujhko zaroorat kya,mein toh khud hi waar karwauun,

A.RAJA:
Wats her name?..wats her name?..wats her name?

NIIRA RADIA:
My name is NIIRAAAAAAAAAA....NIIRA ki badnaami,
I'm so filthy for u,koi mere paas na aani :( !!
No no no no no.. NIIRAAAAAAAAAA....NIIRA ki badnaami,
I'm so filthy for u,koi mere paas na aani :( !!

RATAN TATA:
Silly Silly Silly girl.. Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh,
Mujhe "Hello,hello" karti hai.... Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh,
Jab yuun phone pick up karun,
Haule haule taane deti hai,
Hai magar......be-asar.....mujhpe har paintra(reg. filing the recent petition..lol :))

A.RAJA(busy in 'Quawaali' after resigning):
Hai re hai paisa maare humko ho gaye sau arsee re,
Sookhe dil pe meghaa ban ke....Media ki krupa toh barse re!!!

NIIRA RADIA(aftr release of new tapes):
I know u've got it,but u neva gonna use it..tere haath kabhi na aani!!
Maane na maane..yeh sale media wale hi...pila chuke hai mujhko paani!!
(repeats)

CHORUS(Rajdeep Sardesai,Vir Sanghvi n Co.)
Ain't nobody has a rhapsody like NIIRAAAAA..
Ain't nobody has a threnody like NIIRAAAAA..
Everybody wants to have a bite at NIIRAAAAA..
Ain't nobody has a tragedy like NIIRAAAAA..

-Anurag Mishra
7th Semester Survivor!

15 comments:

@nkur said...

dude...initially i thot i more dosage of sheila..pls god save me!...but after goin thru it found it mesmerising...nice play on words n current affairs...u r now d "tees maar khan" of TATA ;P

buckingfastard said...

just hope ppl at tata dont read it and cancel ur placement for pun on ratan tata :P

btw...dats war happens to u when u keep switching between NDTV and Mtv

Renegade Monk said...

u r playing NIRA in this play..nice nice..dnt utter again 7th sem....where prof dsnt kno wts the syllabus ,,,who set his questions paper ...and wt to give to those ppl who has got F to cover p their ass

El Diablo said...

Good One dude....commendable work !!!

Suraj Dash said...

nice work...another rajnikanth pj..gosh!!!

Unknown said...

wow!!! thts gotta b on TV..aap famous ho jaaoge...mail this to MTV n u really will become famous!!!!!! i have no words...nice combo of sheila wid scamsters!!! jus WOW!!

rashmiranjan007 said...

Mr thaumaturgist...u better set ur hands on plya/script writing...awesome dude.
I must say..u have indeed lived up to the expectations. keep writing keep rocking.
charming dude..ur work is aptly precise n analysis can never be erroneous,
the person writing this is ur close frnd, a weed but not obnoxious!!
adios

My space said...

What a masterpiece!!!!!
loved it....great going dude....keep up d gud work goin...love ya..

My space said...

What a masterpiece!!!!!
loved it....great going dude....keep up d gud work goin...love ya..

My space said...

What a masterpiece!!!!!dat was amazing.....u proved to b my brother dude..... :P
loved it...keep up the gud work...love ya.

ankit.. said...

here is someething Farah khan could have done in the Movie...harnessing sheila to escape being termed a flop...
good job man...
keep writing :)

Partha P said...

do i need to say nything more?

justrakesh said...

awesome writing man...creative genius can be a word to describe u....why dont u try ur hands on scripts and play after 8th death :D :D :D.... neways i suggest u the same as one of ur frnd did.....send it to MTV..it vl be gr8 :) :)

Continue writing and all the best for ur future :)

Unknown said...

gr8 really rhapsody me words ki bana di jodi...... wud ve lovd 2 read it dis way in d papers instead f d usual boring way they present ittt

Souvik Chatterjee said...

Creative & different. Good work. :-)